{"product_id":"dice-of-disappointment","title":"Mystery Goblin Dice - Dice of Disappointment","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrepare for heartbreak, betrayal, and absolutely terrible rolls with the \u003cstrong\u003eMystery Goblin Dice – Dice of Disappointment\u003c\/strong\u003e! These cursed click-clacks are perfect for players who somehow always roll natural 1s at the worst possible moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mystery set contains a complete 7-piece polyhedral dice collection chosen from the depths of the goblin hoard. The colours and styles may look beautiful, but don’t let them fool you — these dice have a suspicious talent for ruining perfectly good plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal as a joke gift, punishment dice, or simply a chaotic addition to your collection, the Dice of Disappointment are guaranteed to bring laughter, despair, and unforgettable gaming moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplete 7-piece polyhedral dice set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMystery design selected from the goblin vault\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for tabletop RPGs and prank gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for “unlucky” players and chaotic campaigns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMay or may not be secretly cursed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoll at your own risk… the goblin accepts no responsibility for failed stealth checks, missed attacks, or character deaths.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mystrey Goblin Dice","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53106516689224,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0858\/1280\/5960\/files\/Mystery-Goblin-Dice---Dice-of-Disappointment.jpg?v=1778924323","url":"https:\/\/retrogamerbros.co.uk\/products\/dice-of-disappointment","provider":"Retro Gamer Bros.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}